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Tales from the Bad Sport Gulag: A GTA Online Story

April 25, 2025
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Bad Sport GTA

So there I was—roaming Los Santos, minding my own chaos. Over the years, I’d left a few missions here and there, mostly thanks to a potato internet connection that probably ran on hamster wheels. Harmless stuff, right? Wrong. One day, I log in and bam—I’m dumped into a Bad Sport session.

For the uninitiated, Bad Sport mode in GTA Online is like getting sent to gamer prison. Rockstar’s almighty system hands down sentences for a wide array of “offenses,” including:

  • Leaving missions too often (even when disconnected)

  • Blowing up too many personal vehicles (heaven forbid, in a game called GRAND THEFT AUTO)

  • Voting to kick players too often

  • Getting reported by others, legit or not (griefers love that abuse)

  • Destroying cargo in Free Mode (AKA: playing the actual game as it was advertised)

Your punishment? You get tossed into a limbo full of other “offenders,” slapped with a Dunce Cap (literally), and locked away from the rest of the player base. My first offense earned me a 2-day sentence. Annoying, but I shrugged it off.

Fast-forward two years. It happens again. This time I get 4 days. Classic Rockstar logic—like a teacher doubling detention because you blinked too fast. But here’s where things got really Twilight Zone. I started talking to my fellow inmates. That’s when the true horror unfolded.

The first guy I spoke to? He had 7.5 months left of his 1-year sentence. Yes, one actual year. Others rolled in with 14, 18, even 30 months of bad sport exile. Some had even forgotten what the normal lobby looked like. These people weren’t players anymore. They were lifers.

They weren’t even mad anymore. They were resigned. Institutionalized.

Dear Rockstar, What Are You Smoking? (Sarcasm Incoming)

Let’s just take a moment to marvel at how spectacularly out of touch Rockstar has become. A multi-billion dollar company—who built their empire on crime and chaos—punishes people for… wait for it… committing crimes and causing chaos.

A 1-year sentence? In a multiplayer video game? What is this, the digital Guantanamo? Are we roleplaying America’s prison-industrial complex now?

Rockstar must’ve looked at the US legal system and gone:

“You know what’s missing from online gaming? Absurdly punitive justice. Let’s take a page out of that book. Oh, and don’t forget the dunce cap—it’ll humiliate them just enough to make it feel like an SAT detention camp.”

Meanwhile, over in Europe, someone gets sentenced to 5 years for grand theft and they’re out in 2 on good behavior. But in GTA Online, blow up the wrong guy’s Deluxo and it’s life without parole.

What are they trying to achieve here? A player reformation system? A correctional facility in the metaverse? Or are they just flexing their god complex, like:

“We gave you the tools to destroy this city, but if you actually use them, we’ll ruin your social life for 500 days.”

Imagine if Call of Duty gave you a 6-month ban for too many headshots. Or if Elden Ring locked you out of the game because you died too much. That’s how tone-deaf this is.

So yeah, Rockstar—great job. You’ve successfully created a penal colony in your own game world. Hope you’re proud.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go serve the rest of my sentence for having a bad connection three years ago.

Rockstar’s Fantasy Justice System: A Final Word

It’s almost artistic how disproportionate Rockstar’s punishment system is. Like they sat down and said:

“Let’s create a system that punishes casuals worse than actual cheaters. We’ll ignore modders, hackers, and trolls… but if Steve accidentally disconnects from a heist? LOCK. HIM. UP.”

They don’t ban cheaters for 12 months—but they’ll jail you for blowing up a man’s flying bike too enthusiastically.

At this point, you half expect to see a parole board show up:

“Well, Mr. L0wR1d3r420, we see you’ve only destroyed three vehicles this week. That shows progress. You’ll be eligible for minimum-security lobbies soon.”

Maybe one day, Rockstar will fix it. But until then? If you end up in Bad Sport, don’t panic. Just find a lifer, get a makeshift bunk, and ask someone to smuggle in snacks from Ammu-Nation. You’re gonna be here a while.

Rockstar! This is outdated and fucking crazy! Stop being more idiotic than you already are! Bad Sport system is BROKEN! STOP punishing players like this!

Lester Crest: The Mastermind Who Shaped Los Santos Forever Has Left The City

December 14, 2024
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Lester Crest: The Mastermind Who Shaped Los Santos Forever

Los Santos will never be the same. For millions of players who have navigated the chaotic streets, towering skyscrapers, and sun-soaked beaches of GTA V and GTA Online, one name stands out above all: Lester Crest. Lester was not just another character in the sprawling criminal underworld of Los Santos; he was the foundation upon which many players built their empires. His absence from the city marks the end of an era, and it’s hard to imagine the GTA universe without his genius.

The Rise of the Criminal Elite

When players first met Lester Crest in GTA V, he was introduced as a recluse—a strategic mastermind who preferred the shadows over the spotlight. Though physically disabled, his keen intellect, vast knowledge of technology, and unmatched ability to outthink anyone made him one of the most powerful players in the Los Santos underworld.

Lester wasn’t just a facilitator of crime; he was the architect of opportunity. He introduced millions of players to heists, elaborate missions that required precision, teamwork, and nerves of steel. Whether it was robbing the Union Depository, infiltrating government facilities, or pulling off one of the many daring Online Heists, Lester was the voice in our earpiece, the one who laid the plans, managed logistics, and ensured our success.

Building the Dream

Lester Crest didn’t just make criminals out of us—he made millionaires. His meticulous planning and foresight allowed players to rise from petty criminals to kingpins of Los Santos. Through his missions, we acquired penthouses, nightclubs, private jets, and fleets of exotic cars. He taught us to think big, to take risks, and to carve out our slice of paradise in a city teeming with corruption and danger.

But Lester was more than a means to an end. He was a mentor. His dry wit, sarcastic humor, and relentless pragmatism made him an unforgettable companion. From barking orders to sharing quips about the absurdity of our plans, he kept us grounded while pushing us to chase ever-greater ambitions.

A Lasting Legacy

Now, Lester is gone from Los Santos, and his departure leaves a void that feels impossible to fill. He hasn’t died, but his absence looms over the city like a storm cloud. The genius who once connected dots that others couldn’t even see has quietly stepped away, leaving behind a legacy unmatched in GTA history.

The city feels quieter without his calls, without the buzz of an upcoming heist that would set the entire player community ablaze with excitement.

A World Without Lester

Lester’s departure symbolizes more than the loss of a beloved character; it feels like the beginning of the end for Los Santos as we know it. With each passing year, the GTA universe has evolved, but some constants have kept it grounded: the thrill of the heist, the joy of scheming with Lester, and the allure of his genius plans.

For many of us, GTA has been as much about the people we work with as the chaotic freedom it offers. And no one played a bigger role than Lester Crest.

 

Epilogue: A Hollow City

Los Santos without Lester Crest is no longer the city we once knew. The glittering skyline, the bustling streets, and the chaos that defined its every corner now feel empty—stripped of purpose. For years, Lester was the pulse of this world, the mind behind its most daring escapades and the one who gave meaning to its madness. Without him, what is Los Santos?

Absolutely nothing.

Sure, the city remains—a playground of crime, wealth, and decadence—but it feels like a shell of its former self. The thrill is gone, the spark extinguished. The heists that once united millions now feel like relics of a bygone era. The calls from Lester, the wit that punctuated every plan, the quiet confidence that no matter how audacious the scheme, he would make it work—all of that is gone.

And what are we left with? A city without a soul.

For all its glitz and glamour, Los Santos was always about the people who made it come alive, and no one embodied that more than Lester. His absence is a gaping wound in the heart of San Andreas, a reminder that even the greatest empires cannot last forever.

As players roam the streets, building their fortunes and chasing fleeting thrills, there’s a lingering sense that something vital has been lost. Without Lester, the city feels quieter, colder, and painfully ordinary.

Los Santos was never about the money, the cars, or the mansions—it was about the journey, the camaraderie, and the stories we created together. And Lester Crest was at the center of it all. Now, with his departure, it feels like the end of an era, not just for the city but for the millions who called it home.

What is Los Santos without Lester?

It’s nothing. A lifeless husk, echoing with memories of a time when the city was alive, unpredictable, and full of possibilities. Without him, the streets feel emptier, the jobs less daring, and the city less worth fighting for.

Lester may not be dead, but his absence marks the death of the Los Santos we loved. And as we stare out at the neon glow of the city, we can’t help but feel it—the chapter has closed, and it will never be the same again.

Los Santos has lost its mastermind. And in doing so, it has lost everything.

Best ways to Make Money in GTA Online

April 8, 2023
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It is not hard to make money in GTA Online. You actually only need two things:

  1. A proven system that works.You will get this system in this book.
  2. Perseverance.

You will to some degree have to do the same things over and over and this can be boring. In this book I will show you ways that will make it less boring. But repetition tends to be boring.

This manual is (almost) based on you doing everything alone. This way you are not dependent on any one to help you deliver. This does not mean you can’t use your friends. Of course you can! For some supply jobs it is much faster if you use friends.
Making money doing contact missions will pay more with max. players.

But selling stuff with people you don’t know can be risky.

This is called grinding! And the thing is that you do not have to grind all the time. Decide to use some time once in a while dedicated to ONLY making money. This means finding open sessions with friends or open sessions where you are alone.
If you find a session with only a few players chances are they are doing some work where they do not want to be interrupted by serial killers.

Switch sessions a few times until you find one with not too many players. Write in the chat that you are peaceful and want to do some work with minimum risk of being whacked by K/D hunters. Chat with people because it is much harder for them to
attack you after a chat. Of course, there are idiots out there. Most of them seem to be attracted to GTA…

Offer your help to people during the session and ask if they will help you if you need it. You will also get a lot of friends this way which will benefit you when you are going to sell your stuff and find peaceful sessions.

All Nightclubwork except for selling can be done in invite-only sessions.

You can create your own crew and invite people from this when needed. If you have a large crew you can arrange to fill up a session with friends once or twice a week and thus make it a free room for everybody in your crew to sell stuff.

Completely new to GTA

If you are new to GTA you can’t really do the same things as if you are established with your businesses.

The very first thing you should do is:
1. Sign up to Rockstar’s Newsletter on Social Club. It is often rewarded. I got 200.000K.
2. If this is still valid enable 2-step verification in Social Club:
3. The Golden Double Action Revolver and 50 headshots. This will pay 250.000 dollars. (You will get a mail and a notification).
4. The stone hatchet challenge. This will also pay 250.000 dollars.
5. Collect 54 Playing Cards. 100 chips (100$) each and a lot of RP.
6. Destroy all 50 Signal Jammers. $150.000 and 50.000 RP.
7. Find 100 Action figures. $150.000 and 100.000 RP and Impotent Rage outfit. After this, you can buy a high-end apartment. At Del Perro, they cost close to 200.000 and when you own it Lester will call you for the Fleeca job. Del Perro is a great place because you can have office, apartments, garages, Nightclub and Arcade very close to each other. But if you want to do Fleeca
Elite you need a hi-end apartment close to Lesters Factory. You can also do VIP jobs and Contact missions (Pausemenu/Jobs/Play Job/Rockstar Created/Missions) to get money for the Kuruma.
8. Buy the Kuruma after the Fleeca job! This is one of the most versatile cars in GTA and you will need it! You don’t have to upgrade it right away.
9. Do all the Lester heists (Pacific Standard) – in order! $1.000.000. When you start this series of jobs starting with Fleeca DO NOT DO ANY OTHER HEIST SETUPS OR JOBS AT THE SAME TIME! Complete the jobs you get from Lester, A14 and Trevor in the order you get them!! This way you will unlock the ALL IN ORDER BONUS of 1 million dollars! You can fail all you want when doing the jobs BUT you have to take them ALL in order. EVERY TIME YOU DO A JOB CHECK YOUR PROGRESS IN THE PAUSE MENU/STATS/AWARDS!

Fleeca (unlocks the Kuruma which is a MUST to own)
Prison Break
Humane Labs
Series A
Pacific Standard

After doing The All In Order Challenge you can pick the hardest jobs and do them until you know how to survive and prepare yourself for The Criminal Mastermind challenge later on. That’s a 10.000.000 million reward! See it here and prepare yourself!

You can follow a successful GTA startup here:
From level 1-120 in 14 days.

The Best Businesses

In this section, the businesses in GTA are listed. The most profitable first.

1. Rockstar Newswire
FIRST OF ALL, keep an eye on Rockstar Newswire. Every week Rockstar will announce new discounts and a series of jobs that will bring in double dollars and double RP.
Buy your cars, weapons, offices, clubs and apartments with a huge discount and do new double-dollar jobs every week.

2. Vehicle Import/Export.
Selling stolen cars means owning a vehicle warehouse. They are very inexpensive and you do not pay fees or rent every hour!

The trick to making serious money is to fill your warehouse with 12 low-end cars and 12 mid-range cars. GTA will always try to give you cars that you do not have in your warehouse so when you have these low/mid-range 24 cars, GTA will give you a High-end car every time. Make sure you have NO duplicates. Sell them or destroy them if you have. Make sure you do not have more than 32 cars as you will begin to get duplicates and that makes things go more random. This means only store eight Top
Range cars in your garage.

The ideal situation is to source your cars in public sessions with no other players or with players you know won’t blow you up. Go in with your Kuruma and take the driver out with your AP pistol or if you are good at using a Cargobob you can simply
lift it up and drop it at your warehouse. It is very hard not to take any damage, so accept a few thousand dollars loss. You can park the Cargobob outside your garage ready for use.

The ideal situation to sell your car is to have only one friend outside your organisation in the session. If you sell cars in an empty session, you will get attacked by NPCs which will damage your car and lower its value. Selling in a peaceful
session will give you 80.000 GTA $ in less than 5 minutes. The very second you get a wanted level, call Lester!

If you have three friends and sell four top-range cars in total in one sale, the cooldown is 48 minutes so selling with friends means a higher payout. After selling one car there is a 20-minute cooldown before you can do the next sale. Use this time to do a VIP mission – Headhunter, Sightseer or Piracy Prevention on your yacht. These can be done in an invite-only session so you won’t get attacked. You also need to switch sessions within 48 minutes to save yourself from a ton of fees (more on this later).

3. Gunrunning – bunker.
If you buy supply (75K) and wait 3 hours and 40 minutes, you can sell this in LS for 240.000. Gunrunning is fabulous if RS runs double dollar on the sales! Don’t use time doing supply runs. They can be fun and if you do always use a buzzard/Deluxo or your Kuruma – depending on the job. Don’t use the vehicles A14 give you! They are only meant to make you fail epically!

4. Nightclub.
Owning a nightclub, hangar, bunker and all five biker businesses will set you back approximately 8-10 million dollars depending on upgrades. There is NO WAY I would use the biker business to make money UNLESS it is through the Nightclub! In my opinion it simply pays way too little compared to all the other businesses and it is a waste of time. I would not even do MC businesses when RS offers double $ on the sales!

After the Nightclub DLC I bought the five biker businesses WITHOUT ANY KIND OF UPGRADES!! I don’t waste my time selling Biker stuff!!! It pays way too little.

When you sell from your Nightclub always sell MORE than 1 million. Tony only get 10% of the first million. The rest is yours! But on the other hand, your nightclub techs will stop working one by one when the stores get filled. This means they are less
effective so I usually do not wait until the NC is totally full before I sell. I always assign techs to the first 5 stores because the hangar and the bunker are the slowest to fill. Always keep an eye on the stores and reassign techs when stores are full.

I do not do the popularity missions. It is not worth the time BUT if you don’t have anything other to do then place your character on the dancefloor and dance for 15 minutes while you are doing your daily stuff. This will fill HALF the popularity bar and you will make a small but very easy passive income in the next hours. Otherwise don’t waste time on popularity.
From 1-90 crates you will get the Speedo.
From 91 to 180 crates you will get the Mule
From 181 to 270 crates you will get the pounder.

5. Cayo Perico.
The CP is one of the best-paying heists. As soon as you can afford it buy the submarine and kick off the Cayo Perico Heist. When you get familiar with this heist you can make 800.000 – 1.000.000 every 2 hours! It is a tough job and you need to learn how to do it silently!

6. Save Your Money!
Saving money in GTA Online is vital! Much more important than you would believe!! You probably have seen these:
The price for playing GTA is:
Every 48 minutes you will pay fees, cleaning, garages, office, yacht and nightclub.
The fees will vary depending on upgrades:
Standard fees you just have to pay every 48 minutes:

  • Nightclub: 1.000 – 1.900 pr. GTA day (48 minutes).
  • Properties and utilities: 1.500 – 3.000 pr. GTA Day.
  • Mechanic: 50 $ pr garage. Typical 400 – 650 pr. GTA day.

If you are registered CEO you will in addition pay:Bunker:

  • 9.400 pr. GTA day.

If you are registered MC you will in addition pay:

  • Document forgery 3.000
  • Weed Farm 4.800
  • Meth Lab 7.200
  • Counterfeit Cash 6.000
  • Cocaine Lockup 9.000

Total 30.000 GTA $ pr. GTA day.

This means you pay insanely much money just for playing GTA! The way to avoid this is to switch sessions every 45 minutes. Then you play GTA for FREE! If you do contact missions it counts as a session switch. This means you can play contact missions for 10 hours straight without paying any fees.

One time businesses
These are jobs that only can be done once but they pay well.
1. Stonehatchet. Pays 250.000$ if you do 50 kills on NPC’swith the Stone hatchet.
2. Golden gun. Pays 250.000$ if you do 50 headshots on NPCs with it.
3. All In Order. Pays 1.00.000 $ if you do the jobs Fleeca, Prison Break, Humane Labs, Series A & Pacific Standard in order!
4. Criminal Mastermind. CM can bring in 10-12 million dollars but I would NOT recommend starting with this! You simply won’t make it. Instead, do all the heists 1 or more times to get used to them and find out how to survive. Do the CM when you KNOW that you and your team can survive every single job!

See the Criminal Mastermind Finale here.

 

How to Make More Money in Cayo Perico Solo

April 8, 2023
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How to Make Money in GTA Online Fast

The Cayo Perico Heist is one of the most profitable heists in Grand Theft Auto Online. You only need the submarine – The Kosatka to pull it off. The Sparrow will come in handy but you can use an Oppressor or a Pegasus boat to get to the coast.

First thing to do is to go to the Music Locker under the Casino and have a talk with Mini Madrazzo. After that, you can buy the Kosatka on Warstock Cache and Carry from your phone.

 

If you can’t afford the Oppressor or the Sparrow the best thing to do is to park the Kosatka at the Del Perro Pier. Then you can jump down on the Kosatka from the pier and you can get out on the beach simply by jumping off of the submarine.

This is how:

Here is how to do The Cayo Perico Heist in 75 minutes.

Fort Zancudo

April 2, 2023
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Fort Zancudo

How to get Into Fort Zancudo.

There are two ways to get into Fort Zancudo air base. A fast car from the highway from the north, turning to the right before the tunnel, speeding up the hill and over the fence.

Or better yet, use a parachute and land at the green arrow at the foot of the control tower. Remember to call Lester and order “Cops turn blind eye”. This will make it easier to survive.

And the updated version: Buying a hangar at Fort Zancudo will get you free access to the base!

 

Land in front of the low building to the right of the tower at the green arrow.

 

Fort Zancudo

Fort Zancudo

Go right ahead. It is the door under the little lamp. But hurry! They will shoot you at first sight!

 

And a view from the control tower. Be careful – there are guards in some of the rooms!

 

 

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See here how it’s done. Remember to call Lester and order “Cobs turn blind eye!”

 

How to Get Into Fort Zancudo

 

GTA UFO Location

April 2, 2023
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GTA UFO Location.

Here is the crashed GTA UFO Location. It is pretty deep down and the pressure will kill you. Use a scuba set, the Toreador or the Kraken to get there.

 

The position of the UFO GTA is here, almost as north as you can get.

UFO GTA

UFO GTA

I landed the helicopter beach bove, ran into the water and started swimming north close to the bottom until I found the UFO.

 

GTA Online UFO Location

 

 

Where is the Mine in GTA 5

April 2, 2023
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Where is the Mine in GTA 5?

 

There is a secret and hidden mine in GTA. If you want to explore this secret mine, you need explosives to blast the doors. Look here if you want to know The GTA Mine Location.

where is the mine in gta 5

where is the mine in gta 5

Did you know there is a hidden mine in GTA?

 

 

Where is the Secret Mine in GTA 5?

Here is the GTA Secret Mine Location:

GTA Mine location

GTA Mine location

 

If you want to find the hidden mine just follow these maps.

 

where is the mine in gta 5

where is the mine in gta 5

GTA mine location detailed.

 

secret mine gta 5

secret mine gta 5

Blast the door

 

gta 5 mine

gta 5 mine

And inside! Bring some light!

 

 


Going east from Fort Zancudo. You can almost see the mine from the military base.

GTA 5 Mine

 

 

Crime Scenester

April 1, 2023
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Crime Scenester

Crime Scenester is a nice job if you do it right!

It is virtually impossible to do it on PC without a Kuruma. I have seen one using a controller with aim assist and almost no cops do it. But I have done this job more than 100 times and the place is crowded with cops no matter which approach we take.

So the natural thing to do is use a Kuruma!

Enter the Crime Scene here:

And BEFORE you go to the white van straight ahead, you take out all the cops near the van. There is one in front of the van and the most dangerous one is him who is at th back of the van, where the money bag is. Take out the cops and agents behind the container and the black car to the right and a few cops will come running. Take them out too. If you are fast,m wear armor and has full life you only have to take the in the front of the van and the guy behind it and those who hide behind the black car to the right. If you are low level take them all because you will get shot at!

Crime Sceneseter Pick Up Bag

 

The money scheme for Crime Scenester:

Which indicates a sweet spot right about the three minute mark. That means doing 5 missions each 3 minutes ideally pays $36,000 instead of one mission lasting 15 minutes giving only $19,200. OK more realistic – if we take out one minute between missions you can do 4 at three minutes which pays $28,800.

 

How to Get in Franklin’s House GTA

April 1, 2023
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Franklins House GTA

How to get into Franklin’s House at 3761 Wispymound Drive.

How to get into Franklins House at Forum Drive, Strawberry.

Franklin Clinton is one of the three playable protagonists in Grand Theft Auto V.

Throughout the game’s storyline, Franklin works with his criminal associates, including Michael De Santa and Trevor Philips, to pull off heists and earn money. He is initially introduced as a repo man for a car dealership, but his skills as a driver catch the attention of Michael, who recruits him for his criminal activities.

Franklin is depicted as a street-smart and ambitious character, who is determined to improve his life and rise up in the criminal underworld. He is also shown to have a strong moral code, which puts him at odds with some of his criminal associates. Franklin is often the voice of reason among the three protagonists, trying to balance the risks and rewards of their criminal endeavors.

In terms of gameplay, Franklin is skilled in driving and shooting, and he can slow down time while aiming to make precise shots. He also has a special ability called “Franklin’s special ability,” which allows him to temporarily slow down time while driving, giving him an advantage in car chases.

Overall, Franklin is a complex and well-developed character, whose story arc explores themes of ambition, loyalty, and morality in the context of a criminal underworld.

Here is two ways to get in to Franklins House in GTA.

Going level 1000 !!!!

August 14, 2022
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Level 1000

If you are one of those pacifists longing for world peace, you are in the wrong place! This party is going to be loud and messy to the degree that every bloodthirsty military dictator or mafia boss in the world will shit his pants. Look out, folks! This is civil anarchy at its best. We are fighting dirty cops, corruption, and common stupidity!

Watch the Trinity Sisters Creepy, Quiet & Weirdo, with Talent and their friend Tipsy pass the level 1.000 mark!

Tramp is dead, but he will rise again!

August 9, 2021
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Donald Tramp

Donald Tramp fell victim to a spawnkiller.

But Tramp ain’t finished yet! The attempted kill will be avenged! Tramp quickly resurrected and will continue his immortal job as president of Los Santos. Reliable sources in LS Govt. say he will reinforce LSPD – which they surely could use, with his new billion-dollar Security For The People Act.

Obey and Survive!

Criminal Mastermind Challenge GTA

January 7, 2021
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Criminal Mastermind Challenge GTA

The Criminal Mastermind Challenge

 

Miss Tips’ day 26 (400 hours) in GTA Online, level 149, savings: 6.2 million dollars.

The Pacific Standard ending with Criminal Mastermind, All in Order, Loyalty Challenge and 10 Million dollars! Safest possible way using Noose Van AND the Heavy Armor Suit (Select Player Saved Outfits in the heist finale) which cost 40K and you will be able to take twice as many bullets and double damage before you die! Noobs does not understand the value of the Heavy Armor Suit. It can be bought in any clothing store.

THIS IS NOT THE SAME ARMOR AS YOU BUY IN THE INTERACTION MENU!!!

For aproximately every 10th level you get 10% more normal protection against damage. Level 135 = 100% normal armor. This is built in the game!!! But the Heavy Armor suit DOUBLES this!!! So go and buy it!

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Offline in GTA V even though Social Club setting Presence Visibility is set to Friends

March 11, 2020
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If your friends can’t invite you or see you are online in GTA V but you can see and join them:

Press home when you’re playing GTA V, press the little gear button and click settings. Go to game settings and for presence visibility and click everyone. If it is set to Friends it means that NOBODY can see you! Set it to Everyone! It is probably a bug because setting it to Friends has the same effect as setting it to Me Only!

 

 

The Epsilon Outfit

March 2, 2019
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Epsilon Outfit

 

To unlock the new blue Epsilon, go to any nightclub and into the bathroom. There you will find find an attendant, who shouts Kifflom, Another day another dollar and How’s it going when you pass him

You need cash to tip the attendant so withdraw some from your Maze bank acccount. You will need 575 dollars.

Tip him ten times and a message appears telling players they are “Seeking The Truth.”

Tip him 155 times and a new messages appears: “Chasing The Truth.”

Tip him 575 times and the the final message appears: “Bearing The Truth”.

Now you can go to your wardrope and select Outfit and find your new Kifflom suit.

Crime Scenester

January 14, 2018
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GTA Crime Scenester

Crime Scenester is a nice job if you do it right!

It is virtually impossible to do it on PC without a Kuruma. I have seen one using a controller with aim assist and almost no cops do it. But I have done this job more than 100 times and the place is crowded with cops no matter which approach we take.

So the natural thing to do is use a Kuruma!

Enter the Crime Scene here:

And BEFORE you go to the white van straight ahead, you take out all the cops near the van. There is one in front of the van and the most dangerous one is him who is at th back of the van, where the money bag is. Take out the cops and agents behind the container and the black car to the right and a few cops will come running. Take them out too. If you are fast,m wear armor and has full life you only have to take the in the front of the van and the guy behind it and those who hide behind the black car to the right. If you are low level take them all because you will get shot at!

Crime Sceneseter Pick Up Bag

 

The money scheme for Crime Scenester:

Which indicates a sweet spot right about the three minute mark. That means doing 5 missions each 3 minutes ideally pays $36,000 instead of one mission lasting 15 minutes giving only $19,200. OK more realistic – if we take out one minute between missions you can do 4 at three minutes which pays $28,800.

Crime Scenester

How to get the Golden Double Action Revolver

January 6, 2018
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Golden Revolver

You just need to follow the leads! The first one is in your mail on your telephone. Go to the location in that mail and start your treasure hunt.

When you have found all the places you go shooting! 50 headshots and you will get $250.000 from Rockstar!


Good luck hunting your new Golden Double Action Revolver!

 

Collection Time

January 28, 2017
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Collection Time 1 GTA

In Collection Time there is an error in the list shown below. See the winning team has 10 points but there is only one player with 4 points and one with 2!

Actually when the game ended I (CreepySuperZombi) had 3 points despite it says zero. But they are in the totals anyway.

Collection Time 1 GTA

Collection Time 1 GTA

Failed to find a compatible GTA Online session

January 28, 2017
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Timed Out Loading Session GTA Online

or a long time there has been an issue transitioning from in game video to game play and vice versa. If you accept an invitation to The Pacific Standard it starts with Lester talking – a video. When this video is finished there is a transition to game play and this transition has very often caused Windows to crash totally. Your computer suddenly starts to reboot while the other crew members get a message that you left the game!

It seems like they have finally don something about this but in the process they just introduced another error.

There are also other situations this error can occur.

 

 

It is sometimes followed by this well known message:

 

Timed Out Loading Session

As of now there is no solution and no really work around except keep on trying.

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