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Tales from the Bad Sport Gulag: A GTA Online Story

April 25, 2025
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Bad Sport GTA

So there I was—roaming Los Santos, minding my own chaos. Over the years, I’d left a few missions here and there, mostly thanks to a potato internet connection that probably ran on hamster wheels. Harmless stuff, right? Wrong. One day, I log in and bam—I’m dumped into a Bad Sport session.

For the uninitiated, Bad Sport mode in GTA Online is like getting sent to gamer prison. Rockstar’s almighty system hands down sentences for a wide array of “offenses,” including:

  • Leaving missions too often (even when disconnected)

  • Blowing up too many personal vehicles (heaven forbid, in a game called GRAND THEFT AUTO)

  • Voting to kick players too often

  • Getting reported by others, legit or not (griefers love that abuse)

  • Destroying cargo in Free Mode (AKA: playing the actual game as it was advertised)

Your punishment? You get tossed into a limbo full of other “offenders,” slapped with a Dunce Cap (literally), and locked away from the rest of the player base. My first offense earned me a 2-day sentence. Annoying, but I shrugged it off.

Fast-forward two years. It happens again. This time I get 4 days. Classic Rockstar logic—like a teacher doubling detention because you blinked too fast. But here’s where things got really Twilight Zone. I started talking to my fellow inmates. That’s when the true horror unfolded.

The first guy I spoke to? He had 7.5 months left of his 1-year sentence. Yes, one actual year. Others rolled in with 14, 18, even 30 months of bad sport exile. Some had even forgotten what the normal lobby looked like. These people weren’t players anymore. They were lifers.

They weren’t even mad anymore. They were resigned. Institutionalized.


Dear Rockstar, What Are You Smoking? (Sarcasm Incoming)

Let’s just take a moment to marvel at how spectacularly out of touch Rockstar has become. A multi-billion dollar company—who built their empire on crime and chaos—punishes people for… wait for it… committing crimes and causing chaos.

A 1-year sentence? In a multiplayer video game? What is this, the digital Guantanamo? Are we roleplaying America’s prison-industrial complex now?

Rockstar must’ve looked at the US legal system and gone:

“You know what’s missing from online gaming? Absurdly punitive justice. Let’s take a page out of that book. Oh, and don’t forget the dunce cap—it’ll humiliate them just enough to make it feel like an SAT detention camp.”

Meanwhile, over in Europe, someone gets sentenced to 5 years for grand theft and they’re out in 2 on good behavior. But in GTA Online, blow up the wrong guy’s Deluxo and it’s life without parole.

What are they trying to achieve here? A player reformation system? A correctional facility in the metaverse? Or are they just flexing their god complex, like:

“We gave you the tools to destroy this city, but if you actually use them, we’ll ruin your social life for 500 days.”

Imagine if Call of Duty gave you a 6-month ban for too many headshots. Or if Elden Ring locked you out of the game because you died too much. That’s how tone-deaf this is.

So yeah, Rockstar—great job. You’ve successfully created a penal colony in your own game world. Hope you’re proud.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go serve the rest of my sentence for having a bad connection three years ago.

Rockstar’s Fantasy Justice System: A Final Word

It’s almost artistic how disproportionate Rockstar’s punishment system is. Like they sat down and said:

“Let’s create a system that punishes casuals worse than actual cheaters. We’ll ignore modders, hackers, and trolls… but if Steve accidentally disconnects from a heist? LOCK. HIM. UP.”

They don’t ban cheaters for 12 months—but they’ll jail you for blowing up a man’s flying bike too enthusiastically.

At this point, you half expect to see a parole board show up:

“Well, Mr. L0wR1d3r420, we see you’ve only destroyed three vehicles this week. That shows progress. You’ll be eligible for minimum-security lobbies soon.”

Maybe one day, Rockstar will fix it. But until then? If you end up in Bad Sport, don’t panic. Just find a lifer, get a makeshift bunk, and ask someone to smuggle in snacks from Ammu-Nation. You’re gonna be here a while.

Rockstar! This is outdated and fucking crazy! Stop being more idiotic than you already are! Bad Sport system is BROKEN! STOP punishing players like this!

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Tramp is dead, but he will rise again!

August 9, 2021
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Donald Tramp

Donald Tramp fell victim to a spawnkiller.

But Tramp ain’t finished yet! The attempted kill will be avenged! Tramp quickly resurrected and will continue his immortal job as president of Los Santos. Reliable sources in LS Govt. say he will reinforce LSPD – which they surely could use, with his new billion-dollar Security For The People Act.

Obey and Survive!

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Offline in GTA V even though Social Club setting Presence Visibility is set to Friends

March 11, 2020
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If your friends can’t invite you or see you are online in GTA V but you can see and join them:

Press home when you’re playing GTA V, press the little gear button and click settings. Go to game settings and for presence visibility and click everyone. If it is set to Friends it means that NOBODY can see you! Set it to Everyone! It is probably a bug because setting it to Friends has the same effect as setting it to Me Only!

 

 

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The Epsilon Outfit

March 2, 2019
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Epsilon Outfit

 

To unlock the new blue Epsilon, go to any nightclub and into the bathroom. There you will find find an attendant, who shouts Kifflom, Another day another dollar and How’s it going when you pass him

You need cash to tip the attendant so withdraw some from your Maze bank acccount. You will need 575 dollars.

Tip him ten times and a message appears telling players they are “Seeking The Truth.”

Tip him 155 times and a new messages appears: “Chasing The Truth.”

Tip him 575 times and the the final message appears: “Bearing The Truth”.

Now you can go to your wardrope and select Outfit and find your new Kifflom suit.

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